The rich man and Melania

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The Real-Life Magisterium: the secret history of the Roman Catholic Church

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EPISODE 5 - The Rich man and Melania
Council of Constantinople AD381 when the words 'one, Holy, Catholic  and Apostolic' church were added to the Nicaean creed 

As many heresies as bishops
 
The word heretic had originally come from the Greek for making a choice and had, since at least the first century, come to mean simply belonging to some particular school of philosophy or a religious group. Nothing wrong with that. But after AD381 being a heretic meant you were an outcast.
 
Mark Edwards, Professor of Early Christian Studies at Christ Church, Oxford, concedes that after the Council of Nicaea ‘there were as many heresies as bishops.’ In a formula added to the Nicaean creed at Constantinople in AD381, the church had now even become ‘one, holy, Catholic and apostolic.’ There would be no difference of opinion.
 
The church now split into followers of Arius – Arians - and their opponents the anti-Arians, but also Apellesians, Apollinarists, Bardesainites, Cataphrygians, Donatists, Jovinianists, Manicheans, Marcionites, Meletians, Messalians, Monophysites, Novatians, Origenists, Paulinians, Pelagians, Photinians, Pneumatomachi, Priscillianists, Sabellians and goodness only knows What-Else-ians. And retribution was swift and brutal.


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Constantine was against persecution. Christians were not killed by lions but by other Christians

Christian-on-Christian violence

Constantine had created a monster. He concluded that the bishops were nothing but ‘senseless men’ who ‘do nothing but that which encourages discord.’  Julian – an emperor in the early AD360s who was not sympathetic to Christians – famously wrote that the leaders of the church ‘leave no stone unturned… to incite the population to disorder and revolt.’ And he added, damningly, ‘even wild beasts are less savage to men than Christians are to each other.’

By the end of the fourth century there were marauding gangs of monks, or other church employees: ‘stretcher bearers’ or ‘pall bearers’ or ‘gravediggers’, who were beating people up and killing them. In AD390 the Emperor Theodosius was the first of many emperors to ban monks from cities because they had become so violent.  Over 3000 Christians were massacred on one day in the Alexandrian church of Acacius. 

Around AD400 the bishop of Antioch began digging up Christian graves so that he could put what he believed were the true martyrs in a different place from those he now regarded as mere heretics. Bishops attending a council recalled being forced to sign its decisions or get beaten up – or worse - by the soldiers lining the chamber. One bishop ended a sermon with the words ‘destruction to heretics and every enemy of the spotless catholic and apostolic church.’
 

Just as the well-to-do codded up genealogies to prove the status of their family, the church made up lists of patron saints of basilicas in fourth century Rome. We tell the story of two of them, Anastasia and Chrysogonos

 

 

Ceiling with the 1722 fresco (Martyrdom of Anastasia) by Cerruti, Basilica of St Anastasia

Fake 'successions'
 
In the 1950s the Jesuit historian Joseph Jungmann established that the Catholic Church's present liturgies were pretty much formed in the fourth and fifth centuries. Including the list of recent martyrs and made-up names in the so-called Roman canon (Linus, Cletus, Sextus, Clement and the rest. It's just another example of a fake ‘succession’.)

Take Anastasia and Chrysogonos. (It’s a story told by historian Michael Lapidge). There are basilicas in Rome with these names – but it transpired that that’s because they had been named after wealthy Roman citizens who had held services in their houses. Or in Anastasia’s case, built a room for meetings over an imperial storehouse near the Circus Maximus. In the course of the fourth or fifth centuries, however, these humble origins were forgotten and it was wrongly assumed that Chrysogonos and Anastasia must have been saints and martyrs. That’s why they made it into the list and are still solemnly recited on Sundays.


Saint Chrysogonos - surrounded by sirens/virgins?

The church also shifted from the Greek that everyone spoke (even in Rome) to the Latin, which was only understood by the rich. It was now that the books of the current New Testament were selected, and then translated from the original Greek (that everyone knew) into Latin (which only the rich did). And this was done under the saintly Pope Damasus who, during his election in AD366, had had 137 of his rival’s supporters murdered inside one of Rome’s churches

 
Golden interior of Iron Saint Stephen's Orthodox Church, Istanbul Province, Turkey

'they can outdo kings in the lavishness of their table'

The church now offered an unrivalled opportunity for wealth and power and unscrupulous men lied, stole and committed murder to get their share. There was nothing ‘apostolic’ about the church they established.

The mid-4th century writer Ammianus Marcellinus, noted that ‘considering the ostentatious luxury of life in the city [of Rome] it is only natural that those who are ambitious of enjoying it should engage in the most strenuous competition to attain their goal. Once they have reached the episcopate they are assured of rich gifts from ladies of quality; they can ride in carriages, dress splendidly, and outdo kings in the lavishness of their table.’

Some time around AD400 one of the wealthiest Senatorial aristocrats, a man called Pinianus was making his way through North Africa to the Holy Land with his wife Melania [no, really]. They stopped at Hippo, where Augustine – Saint Augustine - was the bishop. There was nearly a riot.
 
The reason was that Augustine’s congregation began shouting for their bishop to ordain Pinianus as a priest. Immediately, as fast as possible. Augustine was for once lost for words and only a carefully crafted speech by the senator defused the situation. The crowd was confounded. Surely Augustine should get on and ordain Pinianus. Do it now so that he could be lined up as their next bishop.

After all, they shouted, wasn’t he (in the description coined by historian Claudia Rapp) stratospherically wealthy? By AD400, that’s apparently all it took to be a bishop. As we have seen, there was no demand that bishops even knew their Bible until AD787.

 
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